{"product_id":"for-fucks-sake-pennant-funny-minimalist-wall-banner","title":"For Fucks Sake Pennant - Funny Minimalist Wall Banner","description":"This fabric pennant speaks with dry wit and quiet exasperation. Soft yet sturdy polyester twill holds the clean, minimalist type—a muted gray on crisp white—making the message readable without shouting. Hung from its wooden dowel and twine, it settles into kitchens, entryways, home offices, or any nook where a little sarcasm lightens the day. It feels like the small, honest compromise between tidy decor and real life: straightforward, slightly irreverent, and unexpectedly comforting when chaos shows up.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBring it out for a frazzled morning, a chaotic move-in, or a low-key housewarming where honest humor matters more than polish. For anyone who collects wry sayings, thrives on minimalist design, or wants a calm, candid reminder on the wall, this pennant fits right in—subtle, durable, and unapologetically human.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% polyester twill that holds shape and dries quickly.\u003cbr\u003e- Laser-cut edges for a crisp, fray-free finish.\u003cbr\u003e- Includes wooden dowel and twine for easy hanging.\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, single-sided print with bright, precise colors.\u003cbr\u003e- One size (18\" × 21\")—lightweight and display-ready.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean only\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"18\" × 21\"","offer_id":47332636557487,"sku":"20852769627786161695","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0706\/6871\/4159\/files\/6647651927188388512_2048.jpg?v=1786296447","url":"https:\/\/jbbwd4-u4.myshopify.com\/products\/for-fucks-sake-pennant-funny-minimalist-wall-banner","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}